Yes, I'm finally posting something!

I'm an eBay addict... Is there an eBay anonymous? Fortunately, I'm also thrifty (OK, a cheapskate), and a good and patient bidder. Still, I need to ban myself from time to time, and this year has been one of those times.

But today I came out of my hiberation cave to see these, no bids, 99p start:

Five days till bidding ends; hope the misleading headline (it has 'WEDGES' in it!) keeps the bidding low!